2007 Answers

2007 Answers….. What do you enjoy in life? Anything that would give me wisdom, or make me laugh. Describe a fantasy where you would find yourself? I walked into a room, a room full of mirrors. There were big mirrors of different shapes all arranged in a circular manner. All these mirrors offered a different view of me. I looked at myself, or at one of the images of myself, and as I looked, I noticed that every other one was looking at me, something like when you hit someone and as if by a miracle, it hurts you. What Turns you on? Laughter...Humor...Peace........Life What do you think you would want to reincarnate as…? I am done reincarnating.....Next time I am staying there at Nirvana!! Travel or Time Travel? Travel...and if Time were no object....Then Time Travel... Apple or PC?? PC.....But who cares, what's all the fuss about??!! Bands you like these days? Radiohead...Chili Peppers....Soundgarden...Pumpkins Spices you like?? Thyme Rosemary Sage and Parsley...in that order.... Biggest Fear?? Be trapped in an elevator with an insurance salesman Last Song in your head?? Cherub Rock ....The Smashing Pumpkins Favorite Villains?? Seinfeld's Newman .......George Wickham and Catherine De Bourgh Deadly Tur-ons?? Certainty..and a killer smile...ah!..a british accent and 5 inch heels, Girl in a man’s shirt and socks only! What do you look in a Candidate?? The opposite of what McCain would do....!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Name of your Imaginary Friend?? Never had one...I was too busy with my multiple personalities What do you hate the most?? Nuclear and conventional bombs and missiles.... and the use of "LOL" and the use of emojis What turns you off in yourself?? Weaknessessss Best Guy you ever met?? My Dad Best Pet Name?? Honey Pet What makes you smile?? Thinking about a beautiful girl Spas or Saunas?? None...hate to hang out with other naked men...What's with that??! Favorite clothes?? None, I’d drape myself in fig leaves....if it was socially accepted!! Favorite modern artists?? Gerhard Richter.... Gian Vanni Favorite Summer Olympic event? Nose hair removing What scares you? to dream that I am awake, and as I am dreaming, I awake Sport I gave up on is? Underwater Wrestling Words you use to sound smart? Hey.... yo!!!! If you could choose immortality, would you do it? I am.....We are.... What's in your pocket? Good follow up question to the immortality!!!!!!!!!!!!! My five-word epitaph? Thaaaaaat Son of a bitch!!!! What natural gift would you most like to possess? More gifts???!!! Impossible..!!!!! Risotto or Rice-A-Roni? George: You seem like you really enjoyed your Risotto. You have a very contented air over there. You look very contented, very satisfied. Are you satisfied? Karen: I'm very satisfied. George: I'm sure if you weren't satisfied you would probably say something wouldn't you? Karen: I probably would. But then again, I'm an enigma. George: Hey, listen, instead of the movie... Maybe we'll go back and, [chuckles], you know...Karen: Maybe. George: So, you feel okay about that whole thing, what we do in there? Generally okay with everything in there? Karen: Generally. George: Do you feel the way you feel after the Risotto? Karen: No, I feel full after the Risotto. George: Yeah, full. I wish I had never……….. Too late for regrets Worst song ever? All the Billy Joel Crap...etc, etc....AHH and MIchael Bolton too...!! What is your nickname? Carlos Solomon. What's your favorite guilty pleasure band? Why do people need guilt?? The importance of being ______________ Well Cabernet or Merlot? Cabernet General Hospital or Young and the Restless? Ha Ha Ha... St. Bernard or Shih-Tzu? My yellow Lab Favorite news anchor of all time? You are running out of ideas!!! Your best physical attribute? For others to say Best place to get lost? MOMA Michael Stipe or Ted Nugent? The former with a Ted Nugent Shirt Can you keep a secret? Oh not another secret to keep...!!!!!!!!!! What is your favorite TV show? Actually none..!! Bury me with my ______ Morbid...!!!!!!!!!! Thong or Bikini? Bikini Who would you want to be trapped in the elevator with? Alicia Silverstone...No, no no..The elevator repairman...!!!! Language you'd like to learn? French (well) Marriage isn't a word, it's a ___________ wonderful thing that may happen to some very, very lucky people Between two evils, I always try _____________ The female one. What would you do if no one were looking? Pick my nose!! didn't I already answer this?? The difference between success and failure is ______Failure teaches you something. Though success is pretty damn good!! What was your worst job? Escort service for the rich and famous ladies in Montecarlo....Haha What buzz word drives you crazy? All of them...Hate them all Best insider tip for where you live? walk on....... breathe in the life of NYC What was your childhood obsession? why it seemed to smell like fart around my grade school teacher??! How do you like your chocolate? I like it very well indeeeeeeeeed...!!!! Oscar de la Renta or Oscar de la Hoya? Oscar Madison or Oscar my Doorman The difference between love and lust is: the time of the relationship...or the people involved.... My favorite cocktail is: Vodka Martini at Pravda (Christiana Vodka) Favorite Broadway musical? Hate Musicals in general, maybe Spamalot, 42nd St, or classic Gershwin What book would you re-read? Catcher in the Rye.....On the road.......The Way by Michael Berg What should world leaders do in 2008 to make the world a better place? Cut the crap....Focus on reality.....CARE...... I’ll stand in line for ___________ Everything I really need Favorite movie hero? Guido Anselmi....(8 1/2) You're a cereal – which one? one not for consumption If it were possible to clone a human, would you clone yourself? NO!! not a religious thing, We just should accept who and how we are What happens in Vegas, ___________ Never been in Vegas. Don't care much either What is your favorite virtue? My unique and incredible sense of modesty!!!!!!!!!!!! People confuse me with __________ My Alter Ego What's your theme song? I cannot be reduced to a single song Best place to meet new friends? In your heart History is written by a very boring guy The good, the bad and the ________________ t he mediocre My biggest regret.... Let me think!! What sound or noise do you hate? Loud people on cell phone, on elevators, on movies, on the subway Golf Cart or Walking? Walking All time favorite TV show? So far Seinfeld Favorite type of storm? Brainstorm What is your present state of mind? Curious about this thing Underrated public figure? The guy that holds the Pope's cape and hat Favorite poet? Neruda, Benedetti, Dylan, D Thomas, Lennon, If not yourself, who would you be? I guess a truly wise person...like Jesus, Solomon, One of those guys, But Jesus was crucified, so maybe Solomon had a better life! What's your recurring dream? I am the moon and I appear every 28 days What’s your favorite underappreciated word? Who has one of those?? What do you value most in a friend? Love, understanding, Truth in that order Electric or unplugged? Strawberry or chocolate?? What's your dream car? Volvo P1800 My first word was probably... Ouch!! I'm allergic to… Shell fish, Aspirines, dust mites, pollen, Republicans In a movie about your life, who would play you? A good unemployed actor..... Last time you had a good cry? When my mom died! Pabst Blue Ribbon or Milwaukee’s Best?....????? What??? I hate IPAs. Best solo vacation spot? As of now, I don't thing I would go solo on a vacation What quality do you most admire in a woman? Intelligence, Warmth, Kindness, Soft skin, beautiful smile, deep eyes, Dynasty or Dallas? Oh Please! What was the last book you read? A new earth Youtube or boob tube? The former Tin can telephone or Treo? What? Which animal symbolizes you? Don't know. I don't want to offend any one of them Fashion trends you wish you'd skipped? The whole 1980's Cats or dogs? Dogs at home...Big cats in the wild...!!!!!!!!!!! Would you rather be lucky or smart? luckily, I am smart ___________ makes the world go round……… Gravity I can resist everything except_____________ a pretty woman's true smile When no one’s looking I... Pick my nose A job you'd never want to try Dentist for lions All time favorite album? Led Zeppelin II If you could time travel, where would you go? Good question! What sport do you still play?, swimming (if you consider this a sport.) Favorite takeout food Chipotle What's the last thing you lost? Gray matter Which trait do you hope you don’t pass to your kids? Allergies Can men and women really just be friends? I doubted it for a long time, but I think so. Define Friend?? Free (all expense paid) trip to anywhere...where do you go? with the price of the Euro, all of Europe My 15 minutes of fame were... Waiting for it What do you do to make the world a better place? Give from yourself till it is uncomfortable, then give a little more Take the money and ______________ Have a good time Childhood hero? John Lennon Which Animal House character are you? None Celebrity crush? Alicia Silverstone What quality do you most admire in a man? True Humility and true faith I brake for _______ to avoid accidents A penny saved is __________ Nothing nowadays My second favorite household chore is____________ Ha HA Ha What is your principal defect? Ego hurts when criticized in public. Working on it Tony Soprano or Michael Corleone? Michael Corleone....Leaves more to the imagination Least favorite saying? Don't like saying it Which super power do you wish you had? None. Like to face challenges like me and you. Bill or Hillary? Bill and Hillary Us Weekly or People Magazine? The New Yorker When you go to a party and someone says, "What do you do?", what do you say? I say the truth What's your favorite color? Always been blue, although I cannot imagine a world without red. Leno or Letterman? Letterman, although he is getting too old Favorite restaurant (add city)? Balthasar NYC Pardon my: Pardon me while I burst into flames My first kiss was with ________ Silvia What is your favorite vacation getaway? The Caribbean In high school I was ________ Young What TV show would you want to guest-star on? None, I want my own syndicated show!! You've met someone online, where do you go for the first date? Never Happened to me Trophy wife/husband or Bowling Trophy? None What is your favorite family tradition? All of them Power corrupts, absolute power ________________ There is no god and evil Harry, Only Power and those afraid to seek it DVD or TIVO? DVD Who is the sexiest baby boomer today? Who cares? Just say __________ What?? Favorite room in your house? my LR Global warming is ________. Here....Deal with it. If you're single, what is the best place to meet new people? Bar/Restaurant. Seems that people need to be static to be approached 4 members of your Dream Band? Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, Jaco Pastorius, Bill Brufford I believe in... God and in me. Coffee, tea or…… (Real English) English Breakfast Tea, Real Italian Expresso Favorite recently read book? Bulgakov Master and Margarita, A New Earth, The Power of Kabbalah What's a children's book you can't throw out? The Harry Potter Series Give a man a free hand and he'll________________ will have 3 hands Favorite private eye or detective? Simon Templar, 007, Inspector Morse, Sam Spade, Jane Tennison, Tom Barnaby- Inspector Lewis Which character are you on Gilligan's Island? None What's your best excuse to get out of something? Depends on the circumstance of each excuse. Favorite movie ending? One of them ...Usual Suspects.... My least favorite household chore is___________ Ironing....Laundry Whole Wheat or White? White French Baguete Your life story in 6 words Light, Ego, learn, Love, Transform, will pass on What word can you not pronounce? Not only I cannot pronounce it but I cannot Think of it either Best road trip ever? Amalfi coast.... Cote D'azure The first word you think of when we say...Richard Nixon Crook, Spying, Cheat Your life is a movie, which one? Mostly .....8 ½ Contacts or glasses? None I hope. Who do you want to drunk dial? If I were drunk, It would have to be a preset number in smart phone. If you could live one decade over, which would it be? College years. The dictator you most love to hate? George W Bush.... What's your favorite flower? I like them as a group. I am afraid they'd be offended If I chose only one What’s the biggest fear you’ve confronted? Death of a loved one. Favorite game show? None Oprah or Martha……… OH Please....!!!!! In 10 years, I’ll be:………… early 50’s How would you like to die? Being unconscious of it.......I am not afreaid to die, I just don’t want to be present when it happens….. I collect _______ Nothing really except some dust on Furniture for a while. What’s rocking your world these days? Old Smashing Pumpkins songs and The Raconteurs If you can't sleep what do you do? This. 3 things in your house you need to get rid of: My college books, my tv and my old floppy discs. What's your worst eco-sin? Long Showers Celebrity death that hit you the hardest? John Lennon by far. The older I get, the more I _____________ know.....that I am getting older....and the more I ...... If you were a candy bar, you’d be _________ an enjoyable one RV or Porsche? Volvo P1800 Favorite tree? That one. Bush I or Bush II? Bush NONE....Ferme la Bush!!! I always wanted to live _______ in peace with my conscience. What can you do that nobody else can do? Be as adorable Your favorite dating sites? None Flat Screen TV or World Peace? Stupid question Fox News or Lehrer Newshour? The Daily show with John Steward. Last time you had a great laugh? sometime this past week Boxers or briefs? My boys need support Jerry....!!!!!!! The first word you think of when we say...Bill Clinton Great President...I voted you twice.. Favorite stupid movie? Blades of Glory...There are many. What do you wish your neighbors didn’t do? Live next door If you were a pair of shoes, what kind would you be? An unused one. Winnebago or Airstream? No Way!!! A walk in SOHO...or East Village, Williamsburg What New Year’s resolution have you blown? The same on every year. If you are a brand – what's your tagline? Dry clean only!! What would your clown name be? It is Tony……...!!! What should you do on a second date? Show up! If you were an animal, which would you be? Oh come on..!!!! A lion of course...!! Three words that sum you up? Soul, Certainty, Peace....Sure right!!!... Well I am trying!!!!! Worst vice or habit? Only one??!! Favorite place to be barefoot? my apartment Sailboat or motorboat? The one thing better than a boat is a friend who owns a boat! Songs you sing in the shower or car? I change my repertoire very often....Not that predictable!!! What's your car's na me? Peter What advice would you give a younger version of you? It could be worse....It could be raining...!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Listen, I went back and re-read what I wrote to you and although as I was writing it I feel it was smart ass funny, I immediately realize that it was really dumb. I’m Sorry. Trying to correct my wrongs….and dismantling this profile ASAP since it does not do anything for people….!!! Good luck in life….